Tuesday, August 15, 2006

The 'chick's DNA

Y'all, this is eerily accurate. Give it a try & see.



You can mouse over the colors in the strip & it gives a little information about how high (or low) the 'chick scored in that area. The 'chick has added her comments in italic type.

You are a Creator

Your imagination, confidence, willingness to explore, and appreciation of beauty make you a CREATOR. It also means that the 'chick gets in trouble pretty regularly.

You are independent, and you enjoy your self-sufficiency. Red, white, and blue right to the bone. And very prone to saying, "No, that's ok, the 'chick doesn't need any help." Stubborn is another way of saying the exact same thing.

Defying convention, you are very innovative, and you have a vivid imagination. Did y'all want the 'chick's autograph?

The look of things is important to you, and you have a keen eye for aesthetic beauty in multiple arenas. NO Harley mirrors in the living room EVER!

You have a strong interest in what is new and exciting—and that includes forging ahead with new ideas, not simply discovering what is already out there. The 'chick is a sucker for infomercials. A sucker. She will BE an infomercial someday.

Your eagerness to seek new and varied experiences leads you into many different situations. T-R-O-U-B-L-E. Heads in basements. Questions by security guards.

You're not set on one way of doing things, and you are creative when it comes to finding novel solutions to complex problems. Duct tape. Crazy glue. Relying on the kindness of strangers.

You trust yourself to be innovative and resourceful. "Oh, it'll work out SOMEHOW."

Your confidence allows you to take your general awareness and channel it into creativity. Channeling. Spirit guides. Muses.

You're not afraid to let your emotions guide you, and you're generally considerate of others' feelings as well. Read: "Should the 'chick buy this pretty pink kleenex? Of course she should! Oh, wait! The mens might be uncomfortable with that."

Generally, you believe that you control your life, and that external forces only play a limited role in determining what happens to you. HA! If that were true, would air conditioners all over town be breaking down???


If you want to be different:

Appreciate the earthly, practical elements of things—there is beauty in form as well. Become ONE with the broom and mop.

While you are good at thinking abstractly, focusing on details a bit more may help you discover things about the world. "The 'chick cannot be overdrawn - she still has checks left. Look! Kitties on the checks!"


How you relate to others:

You are Encouraging

Your outgoing nature, understanding of others, and directness make you ENCOURAGING. And amazingly unpopular at large gatherings . . . directness will get you every time!

You want others to do well for themselves, and you generally believe in their abilities. Do your own work - Roadchick doesn't get paid to do your job too!

You often know what's good for people because of your caring nature and your worldview. Proof: Roadchick should run for public office!

When you care about someone, you don't keep it to yourself: you are good at letting people know that you're thinking of them. One of the Seven Deadly Sins, trust her on this.

Because you trust people, you take violations of that trust very seriously. Never, ever ask a stranger to hold your purse at a concert, even if you do have to pee.

You thrive in social situations, and even though you know who you like and who you don't like, you can interact well with many different types of people. Because she's a Rock Star!

You have a healthy respect for people who have earned what they have, and you strive to be similar to successful others. Role Model: Anna Nicole Smith - NOT!

You are a loyal friend and a good listener. Just ask Auntie Roadchick!

You're not afraid to let your emotions guide you, and you're generally considerate of others' feelings as well. But no crying in line at the grocery store. Ever. Even if the last copy of Oprah is gone.

Generally, you believe that you control your life, and that external forces only play a limited role in determining what happens to you. Again - A/Cs all over town would disagree with that statement.


If you want to be different:

Sometimes, in the course of being encouraging, you can be a bit judgmental—this can make it more difficult for others to follow your advice. Roadchick? Judgmental? Surely not!

While you are an expert at getting the most out of the world and taking advantage of many experiences, you might gain some insight by taking the time to be alone, reflect on things, or just observe the goings-on in the world. Roadchick vants to be alone. She's ready for her close-up, Mr. DeMille.


That little tidbit was too good to wait, so the 'chick wanted to share it. Especially before she lost all the tricksy HTML to make the DNA bar appear.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

oh, that is way cool. I am an
Animated Creator

Anonymous said...

Far out u sound like my other personality ...now i know where it has escaped...keep up minding it cos when it returns i actually think i am smarter!!