As Roadchick headed out the front door. . .
Redneck: Where are you going with those scissors?
Roadchick: Southern Living says you should trim your monkey grass in March.
Redneck: And you're going to do that outside?
Roadchick: ---
And then the 'chick's head exploded.
(Lest there be any confusion, a photo of monkey grass is shown below.)
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Roadchick Scissorhands
Posted by Roadchick at 6:45 PM
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6 comments:
well, what else are you supposed to do? ask it to come inside for it's haircut?
I would have asked him to bring it inside!
I just laughed so hard I think I hurt something.
uhh, does redneck have a different meaning for monkey grass?
something perhaps a bit more ~personal~ in nature?
or am i way off base again?
Heather~ Redneck has apparently assigned another meaning to the term 'monkey grass'.
Autrice~ He was thinking it was already inside, apparently.
Susan~ That's life with Redneck - it's pretty funny sometimes!
god i'm getting old. 10-15 years ago i would have gotton that right away.
*sigh*
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