Sunday, March 09, 2008

Roadchick Scissorhands

As Roadchick headed out the front door. . .

Redneck: Where are you going with those scissors?

Roadchick: Southern Living says you should trim your monkey grass in March.

Redneck: And you're going to do that outside?

Roadchick: ---

And then the 'chick's head exploded.

(Lest there be any confusion, a photo of monkey grass is shown below.)


heather said...

well, what else are you supposed to do? ask it to come inside for it's haircut?

Autrice DelDrago said...

I would have asked him to bring it inside!

Susan said...

I just laughed so hard I think I hurt something.

heather said...

uhh, does redneck have a different meaning for monkey grass?

something perhaps a bit more ~personal~ in nature?

or am i way off base again?

Roadchick said...

Heather~ Redneck has apparently assigned another meaning to the term 'monkey grass'.

Autrice~ He was thinking it was already inside, apparently.

Susan~ That's life with Redneck - it's pretty funny sometimes!

heather said...

god i'm getting old. 10-15 years ago i would have gotton that right away.