Monday, May 05, 2008


Redneck had to go in to work very early this morning - he was actually working by 3:00 a.m. He was finished with what he had to do by about 7:30 so he called the 'chick to see if she wanted to go to breakfast before going to work. The 'chick, ever agreeable to eating breakfast, agreed to meet Redneck at a Shoney's not too far from her office.

While Redneck and the 'chick were eating, an elderly lady was seated in the booth directly behind Redneck but was facing the 'chick so she could see what was going on.

The lady got her breakfast from the buffet and sat back down. While she was eating, she was carrying on a conversation the entire time with her finger held up to her left ear. The 'chick figured that the lady had a Bluetooth and couldn't quite hear so was pressing it into her ear a little more tightly to improve the sound.

As Redneck and the 'chick were leaving, they passed by the old lady's booth. Much to Roadchick's amusement, the old lady had her finger plugged into her ear and was speaking into her finger, not a Bluetooth in sight.

Portrait of the 'chick in 50 years.


Knit Witch said...


Autrice DelDrago said...


Autrice DelDrago said...

I forgot why I visited, thanks to your excellent post! Haha

I nominated you for an award (which is in fact an experiment conducted by a friend to see if awards gather traffic. As mine is the most pathetic blog he knows, he is using me.) is the post.

Cheers to you!

Roadchick said...

Witch~ the 'chick was laughing too until the truth occurred to her: that really will be the 'chick in 50 years.

Autrice~ thanks for the award and the 'chick is glad she can make you laugh.

Susan said...

At least it's in 50 years...I already do things along those lines.