Voodoo Healings

Do any of y'all know where Roadchick can get a voodoo healing? Because, evidently, she has either a.) been born under a BAD sign or b.) she has royally pissed off the gods/goddesses or c.) someone has placed a spell on her.

One of the new guys that Roadchick was liking pretty well called her up last night. This is a good thing.

New guy tells Roadchick: "Can we be friends?"

Never a good thing.

It got even worse: "Because I like you, but I'm moving to Another State."

This is the SECOND guy that has told Roadchick that he intends to move to Another State. Roadchick is beginning to take this personally.

So, because a little punishment is NEVER enough, Roadchick has met yet ANOTHER New Man. For lunch. And he was nice. And he paid. And he even looked like his picture. And he hugged Roadchick goodbye before heading back to work.

Roadchick has become a bit more cynical, a bit more reserved, a bit more cautious. The phonecall is coming. She is sure of it. It may be after the second or third date, but it is coming.

New Man #3 will call Roadchick to let her know that as it turns out, he is Gay. Or turning Gay. Or moving to Another State. Or going to Prison.

So, as you can see, Patient Reader, Roadchick is in desperate need of a Voodoo Healing. Because she has got some FUNKY mojo going on in her life.