From time to time, the 'chick likes to take a look at the Roadtrip's stats, just to see how people wandered in.
The mind reels.
13 people wandered through the closet door looking for mariachi pants. Several people also rummaged around looking for some killer jeans. Apparently, there are a lot of people wandering around without pants on.
This could explain why there are several people strolling around, wanting explanations for cock rings and flikr cop cock. The 'chick wishes them well in their quest.
It's possible that those folks might meet up with whoever was looking for Renfair boobs. (Michael, can you help that guy out?) It's possible that this is the same person that found their way to the Roadtrip looking for a "Show Your Tits" bumpersticker.
Y'all may want to take to carrying mace when you visit when you see that other things people have been looking for include: pooping in a bag, how to wash panties, sugar daddy blondes (???), roadtrip large panties (obviously NOT the 'chick's panties), songs about sugar daddies, hermit thrust pictures, and American girls' phone numbers.
There were also a lot of people wondering how to wash clothes and how you fold your clothes reveals your personality. People also came in looking for clothes hampers and something called a panties hamper. (If you need a separate hamper for your panties, it's entirely possible that you are not doing laundry often enough.)
Then there were the people who came armed with credit cards, ready to do a little Goodwill Hunting. (The 'chick is still not going to give up the location of that amazing Goodwill where designer fashions can be had for pennies so don't even ask.)
Several people also wanted to see a picture of a squirrel hoarding nuts. To the best of Roadchick's recollection, she does not have any pictures of squirrels hoarding nuts.
As Dolly Parton (playing Truvy in Steel Magnolias) said: There are some pretty sick tickets in this town.
Y'all be careful out there.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
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Posted by Roadchick at 7:33 AM
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5 comments:
Hahaha!!! Yeah, either you are not doing laundry enough or you have REALLY large panties - YIKES!
Knit Witch: It absolutely boggles the mind.
i'm afraid to see what people are looking for when they end up at my place, it can't be good. :-)
Killer keeps the stats on our blog. I'm going to have to ask him to do a post about how people find us. He does that periodically, but I haven't had an update in a while. It's always funny and SCARY to learn what people are out there searching for!
Don't lie...You know you have that squirrel picture..
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