Sometimes the 'chick manages to surprise even herself.
In the last post, the 'chick went on (and on) about not making resolutions, too lazy, no dedication, poor follow-through, blah blah blah.
And, this is true.
Except.
See the lazy part?
That is the key.
What key, Patient Reader?
The key to anything at all. Laziness.
It all started about 8:00 p.m. on January 1. The 'chick had smoked the last cigarette in the pack a little earlier.
(This is the defining moment, y'all.)
"Hmm, out of cigarettes. Wish someone would go get some more." (LAZINESS) Since there was no one there to hear that random thought, the cigarette pack stayed empty. And has stayed empty simply because the 'chick is too lazy to go get more.
When you are too lazy to get your own cigarettes, it's entirely possible that you are too lazy to smoke. Well, not entirely. But you get the idea.
The 'chick is working on a World Laziness Federation. Wars would end. Who would fight them? Too much like work! Need to lose weight? Cultivate that laziness and DON'T get up and go to the fridge. Watch the pounds melt away!
Join with the 'chick and embrace your inner sloth! No equipment needed!
Wednesday, January 03, 2007
The Anti-Movement Movement
Posted by Roadchick at 7:45 AM
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Sounds like one hell of a plan to me.
BD
Donkey - it's a winner, guaranteed.
Fringes - absolutely. What's left of Michael's liquor cabinet is over there. Help yourself! And welcome!
The WLF will also keep your comment section small. People will be to lazy to finish their co
Sign me up! I'll lead the NW chapter!
I want to join, but I'm too lazy.
Wavemancali~ True. The 'chick IS that la
Oh wait - that might be her ADD too. No telli
Kim~ Um...let's just assume you're signed up. That's a lot like work.
Mist~ then you're actually ahead of the 'chick - wanting to join seems a lot like work.
Hey, I like that plan...luckily I have the laziness factor going for me.
Wishing the 'chick a happy New Year!
I'd join myself but, well...
*sigh*
Maybe tomorrow. I can't be bothered right now.
I would offer up a rebuttal but that's too damn much work so count me in I guess. Can someone swing back and pick me up for the meetings though? I'm too lazy to drive or even go get a license.
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