Wednesday, January 03, 2007

The Anti-Movement Movement

Sometimes the 'chick manages to surprise even herself.

In the last post, the 'chick went on (and on) about not making resolutions, too lazy, no dedication, poor follow-through, blah blah blah.

And, this is true.


See the lazy part?

That is the key.

What key, Patient Reader?

The key to anything at all. Laziness.

It all started about 8:00 p.m. on January 1. The 'chick had smoked the last cigarette in the pack a little earlier.

(This is the defining moment, y'all.)

"Hmm, out of cigarettes. Wish someone would go get some more." (LAZINESS) Since there was no one there to hear that random thought, the cigarette pack stayed empty. And has stayed empty simply because the 'chick is too lazy to go get more.

When you are too lazy to get your own cigarettes, it's entirely possible that you are too lazy to smoke. Well, not entirely. But you get the idea.

The 'chick is working on a World Laziness Federation. Wars would end. Who would fight them? Too much like work! Need to lose weight? Cultivate that laziness and DON'T get up and go to the fridge. Watch the pounds melt away!

Join with the 'chick and embrace your inner sloth! No equipment needed!


briliantdonkey said...

Sounds like one hell of a plan to me.


fringes said...

Hey...I'm loving being the new BFF. Too cool! Anything around here to drink?

Roadchick said...

Donkey - it's a winner, guaranteed.

Fringes - absolutely. What's left of Michael's liquor cabinet is over there. Help yourself! And welcome!

Wavemancali said...

The WLF will also keep your comment section small. People will be to lazy to finish their co

Kim G. said...

Sign me up! I'll lead the NW chapter!

mist1 said...

I want to join, but I'm too lazy.

Roadchick said...

Wavemancali~ True. The 'chick IS that la

Oh wait - that might be her ADD too. No telli

Kim~ Um...let's just assume you're signed up. That's a lot like work.

Mist~ then you're actually ahead of the 'chick - wanting to join seems a lot like work.

Terri /Tinker said...

Hey, I like that plan...luckily I have the laziness factor going for me.
Wishing the 'chick a happy New Year!

Pacian said...

I'd join myself but, well...


Maybe tomorrow. I can't be bothered right now.

Bice said...

I would offer up a rebuttal but that's too damn much work so count me in I guess. Can someone swing back and pick me up for the meetings though? I'm too lazy to drive or even go get a license.